20 things to teach your son…
1.
Play
a sport. (football) It will teach you how to win honorably, lose gracefully, respect
authority, work with others, manage your time and stay out of trouble.
And maybe even throw or catch.
2.
Use
careful aim when you pee. Somebody's got to clean that up, you know.
3.
Save
money when you're young because you're going to need it some day.
4.
Allow
me to introduce you to the dishwasher, oven, washing machine,
iron, vacuum, mop and broom. Now please go use them.
5.
Pray
and be a spiritual leader.
6.
Don't
ever be a bully and don't ever start a fight, but if some idiot clocks you,
please defend yourself.
7.
Your
knowledge and education is something that nobody can take away from you.
8.
Treat
women kindly. Forever is a long time to live alone and it's even longer
to live with somebody who hates your guts.
9.
Take
pride in your appearance.
10. Be strong and tender at the
same time.
11. A woman can do everything
that you can do. This includes her having a successful career and you
changing diapers at 3 A.M. Mutual respect is the key to a good
relationship.
12. "Yes ma'am" and
"yes sir" still go a long way.
13. The reason that they're
called "private parts" is because they're "private".
Please do not scratch them in public.
14. Peer pressure is a scary
thing. Be a good leader and others will follow.
15. Bringing her flowers for no
reason is always a good idea.
16. Be patriotic.
17. Potty humor isn’t the only thing that is humorous.
18. Please choose your spouse wisely. My daughter-in-law will be the gatekeeper for me spending time with you and my grandchildren.
19. You will set the tone for the sexual relationship; so don't take something away from her that you can't give back.
20. Remember
to call your mother because I WILL be missing you.
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